Gno Schitt

Wow. Looks like that game is in serious need of a clown... or something.

mmmmmmm pure suckage

"Bouncing old ladies, crazy blood-thirsty mops, even the fucking suitcases!"

Ah, the good old days when anything and everything was valid to use as a poorly rendered, primitively AI'd enemy.

(a tear)

I'll try and keep some perspective when playing UT3, Drake's Fortune, or (yes, I haven't quite beaten it yet) Heavenly Sword.

Merry Ho-Ho~!

That was so funny I was in tears. I wish every game which sucks that hard could have such a fine review.

I admit that the suitcase remark got a laugh out of me, too.