OMFG!! Mini-Crossbow? Yes, please!!

Posted by Unknown On 2011-04-21 4 comments

This thing is completely nuts. And awesome. And would totally complement my ninja arsenal!

You can send FLAMING mini-bolts!!!!!

Unknown said...: 22k Gold, Silver Body... nice touches.

Basic Arrow - good for fucking up your shit, like balloons and eyeballs of small children at your kids 8th birthday party, killing the neighbors cat.

Ramming Arrow - good for fucking up your shit, like smashing the good china your wife drags out every fucking holiday.

Flaring Arrow - good for fucking up your shit and causing your house insurance premiums to go up in the process.

CONCLUSION:
MINI-CROSSBOW = FUCKING UP YOUR SHIT; 1:05 PM
ScrewLoose said...: I would buy one NOW if I could. Probably with at least a hundred bolts as I would always loose them.; 4:42 PM
pseudoRequiem said...: Was that a pun or an unintentional mis-spelling... I guess we'll never know.; 9:18 AM
pseudoRequiem said...: hehe, loose them :D; 9:18 AM

Gno Schitt