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Story Time

Posted by Selbonaut On 2010-10-22 4 comments

So I would like to try something a little bit different. We are all very imaginative people who read this blog, so I would like to put said imagination to the test. I would like for you to watch the below video (NSFWish) and in to comments write a story as to either the night before, or what he was thinking during the video.

Watch, and comment away.

4 comments:

captainorange said...

"Gee, it's been awhile since YouTube was abuzz with a video of police brutality. Wonder how far I have to push this guy? Fuck, I'm so funny. My girl is gonna really gonna want to do me after seeing just how clever I am."

Next...

And, more to the point... am I the only one that sees just a hint of likeness to someone I know?

Unknown said...

Take it easy cowboy.

Unknown said...

Upon a third watch of this, and prior to reading any of the comments, I concluded that this was likely staged.

As for the night before, it probably went something like this:

"Yeah man, give me another hit of that shit.... then I'm totally going down to that kids carnival with a pink tool.... yeah.... it's gonna rock.... him me again man, hit me"

But _while it's going on: "oh, why the fuck did I take that last hit? it seemed like such a good idea at the time, fuck my head hurts, wtf am I doing with this pink tool? I'll just give it to this guy... oh fuck... it's a cop...."

pseudoRequiem said...

He obviously stumbled into a cougar den and was maliciously drugged the entire night... by cougars. Upon completion of the fourth calada a pair of pink undergarments was delicately placed into his inside jacket pocket and a rubber pink periscope given as a gift. They then removed him from their den by force causing his face injury and a long, dirtying stage of unconsciousness before waking up in the hands of the police. The end.