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Bear Arms or Arm Bears (or whatever the hell they want to do)

Posted by Unknown On 2006-10-05 9 comments

Don't those crazy yanks get it? Violence begets violence. Escalation is not a strategy, it is the last gasp of the vapid.

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh that's a great fucking idea! Let's give the overworked, underpaid, stressed out teachers guns!

Don't elected representatives read comics? Dr. Jonathon Crane brought a gun to his physchology class and ended up becoming super-villian Scarecrow.

Teachers with guns become criminal nutbags! Noooooooooooo!

Unknown said...

Can you imagine CPM strolling into a classroom with a Colt Python? A .45 Automag? A 9mm Beretta?

Talk about "Hot For Teacher", meow!

[ I break for David Lee Roth ]

Clockwork said...

Jim, I agree with you completely. This plan is just going to lead to the coining of a new term...."going scholastic".

ScrewLoose said...

no good could possibly come from this.

CPM said...

I don't know guys....I kinda favour the idea. It feels sorta ... right, ya know? (Add wistful sigh here.)

Unknown said...

"going scholastic"

... this had me literally laughing myself out of my chair Clock, cheers!@

rainswept said...

Well, once again teachers are asked to do what parents should be doing - shooting their kids.

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rainswept said...

USA_____Teen______School
________Driving___Shootings
________Deaths

2001____5,907________4
2002____6,020________14
2003____6,003________29

http://www.schoolsafety.us/pubfiles/savd.pdf

Maybe they should equip every teacher with the club.