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Pretty terrifying if you ask me. We have a running joke at QA about how on windy days some of the packets get blown around and transmission takes a long time.

I certainly wouldn't want to joke around these Senators, who knows what they would think is true.

Momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their Internets. Where they're going. Where they've been. I've worn lots of Internets. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of Internets.

Ok, come on you guys, it's easy to make fun of the poor old Senator but really this is likely his staff's fault for failing to properly brief / control him. Old buggers have a hard time using, much less understanding high technology...it's completely foreign to them. Making fun of a geezer because he just doesn't get the internet is like making fun of a mentally handicapped person rubbing up against the furniture. Tempting but inappropriate.

The unfortunate thing is that the American public will act as they always have...titter at the little faux pas and politely allow the Puppeteer(s) to bring them back to a state of subconscious suspension of disbelief. "The Senate will continue after a brief intermission...feel free to stock up on sugar while you await our next act".

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P.S. And yes, I'll likely be a retard when I get old too.

Characterizing incompetent wealthy Senators as 'poor' and/or 'old' is pretty funny. By your standards, I sure wish I was poor and old.

Guess I'll just have to continue being young and wealthy. .... nuge ....

Ted Nugent?

Yep. We have a winner!

This is so unexpected, I, uh, I didn't even have a speech prepared. Uh, but I would like to say this: Guessing Ted Nugent is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my guessing of Ted Nugent. Uh, I'd like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the L.A. city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonalds for spending hours making those egg McMuffins, without which I might never have guessed Ted Nugent.