Gno Schitt

Let's see. Based on the study, and looking at the amount I ingested in my twenties, then I should return to "normal" in about... 2046.

Dude, I hate to break this to you, but your "normal" is so oblique compared to the societal average that you don't actually have the right to use the word "normal" when describing it.

Opt instead for the terms "baseline" or "original state" instead as it's both more accurate and far more interesting sounding.

In other news happy being a father anniversary!

Touché, douché.

And thanks for the well wishes. I look forward to celebrating your 16th anniversary of the same this December. We will wash away your tears with sweet, sweet beer!

Can't wait.