Gno Schitt

One problem there sport. Gorilla's with rocket launchers aren't real.
Ninjas, on the other hand, are very real. Scary real. Like holy-crap-did-that-shadow-move real! Then BAM, you're dead, because that wasn't the ninja in the shadow you saw, because YOU WOULDN'T SEE THE NINJA. Neither would the damn dirty apes. So you're all dead, you just don't know it yet.

Excuse me?

WTF do you mean: " Gorilla's with rocket launchers aren't real."

Didn't you watch any Transformers Beast Masters? Tons of Gorilla/Rocket on Destron action.