Gno Schitt

Or you'll be famous when your porn career takes off.
Either way, I can say "I knew him when..."
Unless of course you do manage to time travel and then who knows what I might say about you?
"All hail Emperor Selbonaut!"
"What do you mean you're your own great-uncle?"
"You mean all that time travel BS on Lost is real!!?"
"You've destroyed the contimuum, you bastard!"
And so on...

Mental note to self, invent a time machine.