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The future of warfare looks familiar...

Posted by Unknown On 2008-11-18 3 comments

Looks like South Korea is trying to lure gamers into its military by making a fabulous new battle suit that bears a striking similarity to the suit worn by the fictional Master Chief.

I can see it now, some angry still-pubescent South Korean soldier standing over his vanquished enemy screaming the Korean equivalent of, "I eat noobs for breakfast!"

3 comments:

Toad008 said...

The screaming of obscenities I can handle, but when the South Korean military starts teabagging the casualties, then I think we have a problem.

I wonder if this will boost enlistment. Maybe some nations with low military numbers will try this sort of recruitment technique?

ScrewLoose said...

Considering South Korea is the Starcraft gaming capital of the world I expect we'll be seeing transformable siege tanks next.

Unknown said...

Yeah, why hasn't anybody invented those yet? They are bitchin'