Gno Schitt

Yeah, yeah.

What's even more irritating is that while I'm cutting I'm thinking to myself, "I should go get the cutter tool instead, it would be much safer than this new razor sharp knife that I have here..." BANG!@# "...oops"

I made a similar mistake, deciding to slide on shale wearing shorts at a rec game of slowpitch. The worst part was that I felt the guy tag me from behind just as I started to slide. All I could think was, "F*%k, I'm an idiot".

Of course it got infected and I've ended up with a large wound that has really helped me to appreciate the wizards of Hollywood's zombie make-up department. As my daughter would say, " Uckie Owie".