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Canada: UFO technologies are key to halting global warming

Posted by BoxersFracture On 2007-03-02 5 comments


A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday:

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact.

"We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.

Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces.

He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.


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...all i can add is: "My name is Joe!! And I AM CANADIAN!!!"

...oh ya...and... "The truth is out there."

5 comments:

rainswept said...

I don't think you can argue with his logic.

Toad008 said...

I actually was discussing this with one of our business contacts from the states. He thought it was just the funniest thing ever, that we had a former national leader saying this sort of thing. It is a little embarassing.

I just really hope it's taken entirely out of context, much like that crazy repercussion in the States when Rep. Robert Wexler, D-Fla. showed a sense of humour and followed Colberts promptings to some quite entertaining sound bytes. (http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061024/WIRE/210240325/1117/NEWS)

I thought it was funny anyway, but I can picture a lot of people getting angry when their MP says "I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: ... because it's a fun thing to do, much like cocaine. If you combine the two together, it's probably even more fun."

km_f5 said...

Every body knows that, as another blogger has pointed out, No self-respecting Tralfamadorian in their right mind would land on this mudball for anything other than to fuel up.... sheesh!

rainswept said...

No UFOs, no prostitutes, and no cocaine!

Ouch.

Unknown said...

If somebody can find this elusive truth that is out there somewhere, could they please post it here?

I've been looking for it for ages, but all I seem to find is different personal perspectives all the time.