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Vroom - Vroom - Vacuum!

Posted by Unknown On 2007-01-18 2 comments

Screw the Roomba! This sucker will sidle up behind your cat, drift into the passing lane and do laps around the dirt (hopefully sucking it up at the same time)! Stickered, licensed and ready to clean - all you need is a case of Bud and your girlfriend/cousin. Yee-ha!

P.S. A Jeff Gordon version is available here

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Hey I take offense to that cousin remark! But I tell ya, this makes a guy wish he had short-track hardwood or laminate throughout the house. Doubt it would have much grip on those carpet surface super-speedways!

ScrewLoose said...

Great a vacuum that has to pit to have its tires changed every few rounds. God knows what happens when it crashes.