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"Murder Me" Elmo Soon To Hit Shelves!

Posted by Unknown On 2008-02-22 1 comments

Hilarious!
A mother in Florida replaced the batteries in her son James' Elmo doll only to have it start uttering death threats.

"Kill James" it says, which the kid is now repeating. Fisher Price says they are looking into it, but to me it smells like angry employee revenge!

I bet sales for the item increase ten-fold as Goth kids buy them for their boyfriends and girlfriends with the hope of Elmo uttering some sweetly homicidal greeting.

Hit the link to view the news report.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hehe... that must be eerie for you, eh Lord Jim???

Hahahahahr harharhh ah hrahrharh ahem.. heh.