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OMFG!! Mini-Crossbow? Yes, please!!

Posted by Unknown On 2011-04-21 4 comments

This thing is completely nuts. And awesome. And would totally complement my ninja arsenal!

You can send FLAMING mini-bolts!!!!!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

22k Gold, Silver Body... nice touches.

Basic Arrow - good for fucking up your shit, like balloons and eyeballs of small children at your kids 8th birthday party, killing the neighbors cat.

Ramming Arrow - good for fucking up your shit, like smashing the good china your wife drags out every fucking holiday.

Flaring Arrow - good for fucking up your shit and causing your house insurance premiums to go up in the process.

CONCLUSION:
MINI-CROSSBOW = FUCKING UP YOUR SHIT

ScrewLoose said...

I would buy one NOW if I could. Probably with at least a hundred bolts as I would always loose them.

pseudoRequiem said...

Was that a pun or an unintentional mis-spelling... I guess we'll never know.

pseudoRequiem said...

hehe, loose them :D