Gno Schitt

that is awesome

I'd like to have this pattern burned onto the inside of my eyelids or something equally obscure maybe

you know, just to keep a record of it on me all the time in a really inaccessible way

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boycott periods, they are just a way the system makes us conform anyway

Elaine: Hmm...
Jake: What?
Elaine: Oh it's nothing.
Jake: What is it?
Elaine: It's nothing.
Jake: Tell me.
Elaine: Well, I was just curious why you didn't use an exclamation point?
Jake: What are you talking about?
Elaine: See, right here you wrote "that is awesome", but you didn't use an exclamation point.
Jake: So?
Elaine: So, it's nothing. Forget it, forget it, I just find it curious.
Jake: What's so curious about it?
Elaine: Well, I mean if one of your close friends posted something awesome and I left a comment about it, I would use an exclamation point.
Jake: Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.
Elaine: You don't think that someone posting something awesome warrants an exclamation point?
Jake: Hey, I just commented on the post. I didn't know I was required to capture the mood of each poster.
Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine posting something awesome.
Jake: Ok, I'm excited. I just don't happen to like exclamation points.
Elaine: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!
Jake: Well, you can put one on this one: I'm leaving!

Interesting yet deliciously obscure.